Animals

Shirley, Jamie, and Rikki were my roommates in Boulder. We got a robotic dog and we named it Fifi. Our real dog did not like Fifi at all. We left the dogs at home and on our way to the swimming pool we saw a shadow on the mountains that looked like the anarchy symbol.

There was a poacher in my backyard who was hunting monkey-sloths. I rescued one and I wanted to keep it as a pet but it kept trying to escape because I couldn’t find any bugs or fruit for it to eat.

A baby sea lion appeared in my house and I didn’t want to kill it or eat it or leave it outside in Colorado. It started getting really sick and I wanted to take it to an aquarium in California but I couldn’t find any water for it to swim in on the way. I probably should have called 911.

In the Gobi desert a woman killed a horse with the fetus inside. The fetus tried to escape but the woman forced it to eat part of its dead mother. Then the fetus was chopped up and served as a delicacy.

Part One

It was nighttime in a parking lot and Seth found some cop’s gun. He ‘accidentally’ shot Teena in the shoulder even though we were both watching her when he did it.

Part Two

Scott and I were on a boat in the ocean in Japan that had a restaurant on it with a long line to the counter. Clear fish kept jumping on the deck and when you put them in chlorine they turned into lizards and you could crack them open and eat their gooey centers. When we finally got to the counter they didn’t have any unagi but I guess that makes sense because unagi is freshwater eel.

Part Three

I was about to drive to a concert with Austin and Sage and some other guy but wasps were flying around in my car.