Animals

Sandy was taking three dogs to the vet in my car so my dad and I went shopping. We looked for honey at a hippie store but they didn’t have any. Later that day I was walking around town with a weird old guy. We found eight oversized quarters and he said we could get in to a secret organization by leaving two dollars and a note inside of a mailbox. The secret organization was inside a haunted house. There was a brightly lit room with women monitoring video cameras placed in bathrooms. There was another room where the weird old guy took off his mask and revealed that he was really a female wizard from another planet. Then we traveled to a scenic mythical realm where she battled Regan MacNeil, who was possessed by Satan.

Part One

We were having Thanksgiving dinner and I was trying to fix a flimsy rack that was hanging from the ceiling. Sandy’s mother made the rack a long time ago. Our guests were a group of middle-aged women. We watched a video about them after they left. It was a video about how they survived flooding in Chaco Canyon.

Part Two

I was walking in a park with my mom and we saw a large tent where dogs were being adopted.

I was at my dad’s cabin near Pagosa Springs with Lacey, her younger sisters, her parents, and her grandmother. Bison were visible from the deck and there was a new shelf with hygiene products for sale. I wanted to steal some of the products until I spotted a security camera. Lacey and I shared a bed and we stayed up late watching cartoons and talking about WordPress. We went to a dance competition and that was the only time we left the cabin. I wore a suit and Lacey wore a light green dress, light gray tights, and silver Versace heels. The dancing involved changing partners every few seconds. I was pretty good at the ballroom dancing and pretty bad at the hip-hop dancing.

Part One

Daniel, Greg, Scott, and Teena each had their own rooms at my dad’s house. Daniel complained about my dad’s behavior and played with Piglet dolls. Greg played games on his PSP, and Scott drank sparkling wine. Teena hid herself in her room most of the time.

Part Two

I watched a movie called Faith with Scott. It was about a ghost who gets impregnated by God. Every time the ghost sees a fountain she jumps in and lifts up her skirt.

Part Three

I was dining with a middle-aged man in a busy restaurant. I told him about the movie I watched, which greatly offended him. He carried me down the stairs and threw me out of the restaurant. There was an old phone attached to the side of the building so I used it to try and get a different table, this time with two strangers. They served me pink and yellow steak while I was standing at the bar.

The power was out at night and there was gang violence in my neighborhood. Gang members were going into people’s houses and placing small boxy devices in strategic places on the floor. We thought the devices were bombs so we destroyed them with our shotgun. Later on I was in the basement looking for a good place to hide. Eventually my parents came home and told me the boxes were really recording devices. The dog kept interrupting us by biting me and jumping all over the place. This was his way of letting us know that he is old and about to die. A few minutes later his body disappeared and his lifeless head was all that remained. Then my dad threw his head across the room and blood splattered all over the floor. This made us very mad at him.