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Part One

Poudre School District gave packets of photographs to former students. There was also an anti-drug speech.

Part Two

Adrian and Daniel were on their way to Winter Park Resort. They got on the chairlift but were quickly notified of a damaged part of the mechanism.

I was in a strange classroom. There a kid who was trying to convince the rest of the class that apostrophes should never be used. Then my high school French teacher gave her lecture. I went back to my dad’s house and there were three cats and no other people. The front yard looked like Boulder and the back yard looked like Fort Collins. I went for a walk in the Fort Collins part and sat down in some grass that wasn’t very green. I noticed a house for sale, the architecture seemed fairly modern. A light gray brick building fell on my dad’s house. I got back from my walk and went in the kitchen. There was a check from my dad on the counter written out to me for only $15. I went back outside to examine the damage in the front yard. Someone had set up rescue ladders near Rex’s house. His garage was on the second floor, the garage door was open and Rex was sitting in his RHD SUV. I moved the ladders out of the way and his car fell upside down onto my new luxury vehicle. I don’t think he survived.

Sandy was taking three dogs to the vet in my car so my dad and I went shopping. We looked for honey at a hippie store but they didn’t have any. Later that day I was walking around town with a weird old guy. We found eight oversized quarters and he said we could get in to a secret organization by leaving two dollars and a note inside of a mailbox. The secret organization was inside a haunted house. There was a brightly lit room with women monitoring video cameras placed in bathrooms. There was another room where the weird old guy took off his mask and revealed that he was really a female wizard from another planet. Then we traveled to a scenic mythical realm where she battled Regan MacNeil, who was possessed by Satan.

There were three sets of washers and dryers in the basement and I was doing laundry. It was about 3:00 in the morning and everyone else was asleep. I went back up to the ground floor and my grandmother was sitting at the dining room table. She did not look very healthy. She said she came to visit because she feared her time was short. Then the rest of the family showed up and everyone was eating kosher salami sandwiches.

Part One

We were having Thanksgiving dinner and I was trying to fix a flimsy rack that was hanging from the ceiling. Sandy’s mother made the rack a long time ago. Our guests were a group of middle-aged women. We watched a video about them after they left. It was a video about how they survived flooding in Chaco Canyon.

Part Two

I was walking in a park with my mom and we saw a large tent where dogs were being adopted.