Celebrities

There was a long line in front of a local King Soopers because Rihanna and Lady Gaga were about to perform there. I saw a few kids with mohawks. I also saw people like Cole, Daniel, and Teena. Teena was there with her boyfriend but they didn’t sit together. Teena sat in the row in front of me. There were drag queens fighting each other on stage during Rihanna’s performance. I saw Teena and her boyfriend leave in a white car after the show.

I was carrying a dead possum and a shotgun through a snowy marsh. There were polar bears with cubs on the left and lions with cubs on the right. I didn’t shoot any because I thought it would provoke an attack. I made it past the bears and lions and found myself at the edge of a gorge. I thought I saw two fairies flying in the gorge but it turned out to be guys with jet packs. I took pictures of them but they didn’t come out very well because my camera was too slow. The guys followed me home where they were interviewed by Jay Leno. The guys were brothers and they both had prosthetic feet.

We were making Valentines in one of my college courses. We listened to Seal while we worked. I decided to put pink and black stripes on my Valentine. It took me a while to find the right kind of paper, but I knew mine would get the best grade.

I went to China with Teena. We stayed at Nicole’s art space. Nicole had a boyfriend named Gaston. Will Ferrell lived and worked in the art space as a security guard. He had a beard and a Chinese wife. Teena and I decided to explore the city. Teena bought a medieval cone hat. Our phone’s GPS told us we were in Miami. In the cinema district, we saw a hologram of King Kong burning to death. There were also tree zombies who attacked you unless you kicked them in the nuts. Teena didn’t want to see any of the scary movies.

I was living with my mom in downtown Denver. My dad came to stay with us one night. We watched The Nightmare Before Christmas. I went to the grocery store the next day. Teena was there. We talked about the low-quality Mexican and Italian food at the store. My school was next to the grocery store. I noticed that Shira had signed up for a trip to Israel. The trip was for girls only.