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My computer science class was shipwrecked in Minneapolis. We discovered an island of Asian people whose life spans were only 60 days at which point they turned albino, got a bloody nose, and died. They had very complex wooden structures.

Mark and I were riding in a reversible five door van in the mountains on the way back from a field trip in California. The driver kept driving on the wrong side of the road. We went through a bridge over the Colorado River, Californians were on the west side and villagers were on the east side. Suddenly a hundred-foot wave came downstream and crashed over the metallic bridge. The action was repeated until the bridge was destroyed which sent everyone into a panic. We kept driving until Mark had to go to the bathroom so we stopped and then came the incidents with the adult magazines, fire candy drink, and Hot Topic machine. Then Mark and I took his car and met up with Amanda and Stephanie and I gave Amanda a great big hug then the four of us went down to the river. Amanda and Stephanie were reading CSU brochures when a giant yellow sun with a face and a zodiac flair emerged from the river followed by a brown moon in the same fashion. Then a whirlpool appeared and from it a series of waves increasing in size came upstream.

Hannah, Jeska, and I watched Bryan and 20 other guys walk off the roof of my dorm without getting hurt. Then I stopped by Cole’s dorm room. Then I walked my bike around some empty buildings in Boulder. Then I went outside. Hannah and Jeska were at the farmers' market. Then I went to work where Christine, Daniel, and my mom were searching for a particular wine. Then I went to the new Thrashin’ Manor but the new people were dumb and I forgot my shoes and hat so I went into a girls bathroom that was occupied. Then Nikki and Britty took pictures of Hannah and me making out in a corner.

I went to Ray’s house to see about starting up drum lessons again, but he didn’t really play drums anymore because of some kind of injury so he listened to Bukkake Hotlines remixes of Blink-182 songs. He was completely hairless but he also had dog fur all over his body, which is interesting because Leos have a strange obsession with dogs. His sons came in and taunted us but I think they were Bukkake Hotlines.

I was discussing my calculus grade with my teacher in my dad’s bedroom. Then I went to see a horrible John Hughes movie with my dad’s side of the family. Then I went to Hot Topic downtown and used my discount to buy a kid some toy mice again. Then I had some difficulty finding my car in the parking lot. Then I went to a party where they played Panic! at the Disco and served lemonade and where every trash bag I took out represented a different musician.