Submitted by Dreamer on Tue, 05/15/2012 - 08:20
I was using the name Andrew Perry. I was part of a high school cheer squad. Katy Perry was squad captain. The other male cheerleaders were gay. There was a girl who thought I was the squad’s weakest link. There were modeling agencies watching us practice. I was asked to do a shoot in California the next day.
Submitted by Dreamer on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:29
We were making Valentines in one of my college courses. We listened to Seal while we worked. I decided to put pink and black stripes on my Valentine. It took me a while to find the right kind of paper, but I knew mine would get the best grade.
Submitted by Dreamer on Wed, 11/30/2011 - 06:22
I was living with my mom in downtown Denver. My dad came to stay with us one night. We watched The Nightmare Before Christmas. I went to the grocery store the next day. Teena was there. We talked about the low-quality Mexican and Italian food at the store. My school was next to the grocery store. I noticed that Shira had signed up for a trip to Israel. The trip was for girls only.
Submitted by Dreamer on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 16:59
I was singing Slipknot’s “Duality” while looking for my Jeep in the parking lot at my elementary school. I came across a secret installation where men were experimenting on aliens. I got in trouble for unlocking five doors. Their plan was to extract me from the building through a skylight using telescoping rods. I was hanging from a rod when they decided to frame me for something else by changing my eye color from brown to bright green. I prevented them from doing so by spraying the pouch of green liquid on their faces and on their machines. This gave me a chance to rescue a young female alien, but she, unfortunately, did not wake up.
Submitted by Dreamer on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 13:45
I was walking down a large flight of stairs at my high school. Shira was walking in front of me. An Italian version of “The Star‑Spangled Banner” came over the loudspeakers. The cafeteria was set up for everyone to play poker. I tried to leave because I didn’t want to play. I was placed in a holding cell with Lieutenant Jim Dangle. He was wearing a green uniform. Someone set us free even though he wasn’t supposed to. I went outside and saw a bear in the dark parking lot.
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