I was a contestant on a game show and I was asked a question about baseball. I didn’t know the answer but Philadelphia Eagles was the first thing that came to mind, so that’s what I guessed. My answer was incorrect because Philadelphia Eagles is a football team. I was the laughing stock of the nation for the next few days. Daniel Tosh wanted to put me on Tosh.0, but his viewers voted against it.
It was Saturday afternoon and I was hanging out with Britty and some of her friends. Halloween had been the night before. We went to a store looking for discount Halloween items because we were going to a party later in the evening. They persuaded me into buying small holographic stickers for my face and an ugly green mask with a gold crown on top. I told them the mask reminded me of the dead king costume from my youth.